Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear
Having someone to take them off
Having someone buy them for you and take them off
My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.I’m so glad my parents still get along.
What the fuck why is Nikki Misery so cute