There’s like six of them, I don’t know why. (x)

wawapapi69:

Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

Stuck between wanting rough sex and sweet sensual cuddles.
(via v-ogued)
mermaidginger:

People ask me how I became a mermaid…
This is how it went
Me at 5 years old…
Me “Mom, can we seal off my door and windows and fill my room with sand and water?
Mom, “Why would you want to do that?”
Me, “Well, if we did that I could be a mermaid and people could watch me swim around outside my window from the sidewalk.
Mom, “Oh my silly daughter, no we can’t do that”
Me, “Ok, one day that’s how I will live!”
And Mermaid Ginger was born 

mermaidginger:

People ask me how I became a mermaid…

This is how it went

Me at 5 years old…

Me “Mom, can we seal off my door and windows and fill my room with sand and water?

Mom, “Why would you want to do that?”

Me, “Well, if we did that I could be a mermaid and people could watch me swim around outside my window from the sidewalk.

Mom, “Oh my silly daughter, no we can’t do that”

Me, “Ok, one day that’s how I will live!”

And Mermaid Ginger was born 

americachavez:

to all the young babies who follow me:

hello you precious angels listen to your wise old fandom grandma and don’t ask celebrities about your otp or fanfiction or fandom in general trust me babies when you are a few years older you will not regret heeding my words and will thank me for averting that massive amount of embarrassment

bangjensen:

THIS IS THE BEST JOKE IVE EVER SEEN

bangjensen:

THIS IS THE BEST JOKE IVE EVER SEEN